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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:00:07 GMT -6
if the navy seals went to the harry potter castle they would rack up an insane body count. they would double tap harry in the head from 2 clicks away. the stupid wizards don't stand a chance against america's greatest warriors.
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Post by thebosma on Apr 9, 2020 13:02:30 GMT -6
Do they have the team that got Bin Laden with them?
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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:03:13 GMT -6
Do they have the team that got Bin Laden with them? of course bosma don't be ridiculous |
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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:04:00 GMT -6
the navy seals could repel down the side of the castle and riddle the big dumb windows with armor piercing bullets
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Post by andrewvb on Apr 9, 2020 13:04:50 GMT -6
the navy seals who couldn't even properly land a helicopter WITHOUT any magic flying around?
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Post by brainloading on Apr 9, 2020 13:08:47 GMT -6
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Post by dij22 on Apr 9, 2020 13:09:06 GMT -6
The premise is flawed because don't muggles see Hogwarts as like a wasteland/garbage dump?
I vote no
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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:09:12 GMT -6
the navy seals who couldn't even properly land a helicopter WITHOUT any magic flying around? andy, the navy seals are trained by paul vunak - ever heard of him? a bunch of bespectacled dopes in robes would get owned |
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Post by brainloading on Apr 9, 2020 13:11:13 GMT -6
what harry potter are we basing this on? if it is the one where they are like 10 they would get destroyed.
If they are like 17 they will also get destroyed Oorah!
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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:13:27 GMT -6
The premise is flawed because don't muggles see Hogwarts as like a wasteland/garbage dump? I vote no it's gonna look like a wasteland after a freaking SEAL with armor piercing rounds and a thermal scope comes through |
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Post by sthubbins on Apr 9, 2020 13:13:39 GMT -6
I see few are taking the question seriously.... to be expected I guess  |
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Post by dij22 on Apr 9, 2020 13:14:54 GMT -6
The premise is flawed because don't muggles see Hogwarts as like a wasteland/garbage dump? I vote no it's gonna look like a wasteland after a freaking SEAL with armor piercing rounds and a thermal scope comes through Fair point. Switching my vote |
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Post by neader on Apr 9, 2020 13:15:36 GMT -6
The premise is flawed because don't muggles see Hogwarts as like a wasteland/garbage dump? I vote no it's gonna look like a wasteland after a freaking SEAL with armor piercing rounds and a thermal scope comes through that isn't going to do shit against a dragon or dementor. dementor's will fuck these navy seals up they can't create pure happiness. what's their patronus dick cheney? |
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Post by andrewvb on Apr 9, 2020 13:16:26 GMT -6
seals trying to start their attack on hogwarts  |
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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:16:57 GMT -6
it's gonna look like a wasteland after a freaking SEAL with armor piercing rounds and a thermal scope comes through that isn't going to do shit against a dragon or dementor. dementor's will fuck these navy seals up they can't create pure happiness. what's their patronus dick cheney? uh ever heard of a mortar shell dumbass? the dementors will be wasted by the power of our greatest military force |
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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:18:28 GMT -6
seals trying to start their attack on hogwarts this is what's gonna happen to neville longbottom after he gets sniped from 50 clicks out by PFC Barnes's AR-15 😎 |
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Post by krentist on Apr 9, 2020 13:18:38 GMT -6
if you don't vote for the troops then fuck you and go back where you came from
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Post by brainloading on Apr 9, 2020 13:19:34 GMT -6
What if there is a harry potter navy seals troop force?
There are too many variables so I am going to switch my vote to undecided.
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Post by andrewvb on Apr 9, 2020 13:20:22 GMT -6
normal troops could do it. not the alcoholic, valor stealing, friendly firing seals.
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Post by brainloading on Apr 9, 2020 13:20:49 GMT -6
I just saw this on the dark web, it appears the navy seals might be prepping for this war.  |
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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:21:39 GMT -6
ron and hermione, enjoying a romantic walk by the lake when they are instantly cratered by a hellfire missile fired from a predator drone overhead
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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:22:47 GMT -6
would love to hear why the "no" voters think a bunch of dorks in robes could fight against a freakin hellfire missile
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Post by brainloading on Apr 9, 2020 13:24:20 GMT -6
when you see the CH-47 Chinook choppers start descending on your pussy ass school  |
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Post by perdhapley on Apr 9, 2020 13:25:26 GMT -6
Is Neal leading the charge or nah?  |
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Post by neader on Apr 9, 2020 13:26:34 GMT -6
that isn't going to do shit against a dragon or dementor. dementor's will fuck these navy seals up they can't create pure happiness. what's their patronus dick cheney? uh ever heard of a mortar shell dumbass? the dementors will be wasted by the power of our greatest military force Peeves alone would fuck them up |
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Post by sthubbins on Apr 9, 2020 13:28:27 GMT -6
would love to hear why the "no" voters think a bunch of dorks in robes could fight against a freakin hellfire missile not sure someone who's apparently never heard of expelliarmus is entitled to an explanation but ok lol |
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Post by andrewvb on Apr 9, 2020 13:31:00 GMT -6
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Post by sthubbins on Apr 9, 2020 13:32:41 GMT -6
great point, the US would indeed have to proclaim a Bush-like fake victory while Hogwarts remains proudly unblemished. |
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Post by goodson on Apr 9, 2020 13:35:05 GMT -6
would love to hear why the "no" voters think a bunch of dorks in robes could fight against a freakin hellfire missile not sure someone who's apparently never heard of expelliarmus is entitled to an explanation but ok lol ron is gonna get one syllable into expelliarmus before his brains get splattered all over the windows of hagrids cottage |
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Post by andrewvb on Apr 9, 2020 13:35:06 GMT -6
great point, the US would indeed have to proclaim a Bush-like fake victory while Hogwarts remains proudly unblemished. they forced the wizards to rebuild it and magic that banner thing up there. also had to magic the banner to be a LOT bigger. |
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