The Jerseys of Coachella 2022
Apr 19, 2022 10:41:40 GMT -6
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Folks,
It was a weekend to remember. Arcade Fire played an incredible set. I was on too many drugs. I had a breakfast of pancakes, bacon, and sausage links every day for 4 days. But you know how it is. The bulls started the playoffs. The cubs have a guy that will bring the racist t-shirt vendors back to Wrigley. It had been 6 years since I was last at Coachella, and dare I say there were in fact more jerseys here than at Lollapalooza. A guy-remembering heaven. This isn’t Pokémon so I didn’t quite catch them all, but you know I do this better than anyone (mainly because who else would do such a thing). But it was done.
Here are the jerseys of Coachella 2022.
Friday:
Craig biggio!! How dope this international festival starts with the one astros player who didn’t suck
Blank Mets jersey
Justin Herbert!
Larry nance jr. Cavs jersey
Syracuse basketball jersey- #5?
Stone cold steve Austin shirt
D-Rose Bulls jersey
JR Smith nuggets
Walker Buehler
A fucking Eminem shirt Jesus Christ I guarantee that guy isn’t vaxxed
Jackie Robinson on Jackie Robinson day
Stefon Diggs
A Kobe Bryant McDonald’s all American jersey, because this festival wasn’t corporate enough as is.
Albert Pujols cards jersey :/
Saturday:
Moncada southside jersey
Homestead Greys jersey
A Phoenix suns Michael Jordan jersey
Cauroso lakers (note: his bulls jersey will be a top jersey at Lolla this year)
A diamondbacks looking jersey- #30 dimension?
Vikings 99 jersey- hunter?
Steve Francis!
Mitch Marner
Matt Chapman A’s
Utah utes 44 basketball jersey
FINALLY AN OTAHNI JERSEY
Oregon Ducks baseball jersey
Ian Desmond Rockies jersey
Mike Schmidt
Beach bunny guitarist rocking a Tim Anderson Sox jersey
A Kobe Bryant MLB jersey. Dodgers jersey, lakers colors
Zach Lavine!
Booker & Ayton (note: 7 more of these two by end of day Sunday)
OG anoby
David Lee warriors
D Rose st. Patrick’s jersey
Wade Boggs
Hakeem the Dream
Lollapalooza jersey
Jason Richardson
Ocet? Many colors. Looks college basketbally
Jeff Gordon
Luis Robert
Overchkin
Darrell Henderson
Bastain shweinstweiger
Pavel Bure
Sunday:
Dodgers jersey that was #60, said “hustle”
Maplewood brewing baseball tee
Westbrook lakers jersey. What a loser.
OJ Simpson!!!
DJ lemeihu Yankees
Chicago fire soccer kit. I don’t know any fire guys
Shawn kemp for scoots!
Illinuem jersey
Karl Anthony Towns
Kevin Love
Two Tyler Herro jerseys crossed at an intersection. No eye contact was made between these strangers
Kyrie Irving Celtics jersey
Robinson Cano alternate mariners jersey
Kapernick
Green Gonzalez #23 AL all star jersey. No idea
Red #9 Firmino soccer jersey
Juan Soto!
“Pistol” #44 jazz jersey. Just said pistol and not the actual name, mark eaton
Virgil #4 soccer jersey
Brittany Grier, who is still in gulag
Derzoen raptors
Dallas cowboys baseball jersey. This man assumed I was going to treat him with dignity as he made conversation with me before viagra boys. No sir you ducking weirdo.
Ricky Henderson As!
Lady Volunteers jersey #2
Fred VanVleet
Marcus simian jays jersey
Wil myers
Willie Stargil
Acuna Jr.
Atlanta hawks #17
“04 gorilla glue”
Rohanaldino
Gigi Bryant
Thiago Silva- during Dave’s set, they were chanting the guys name before the show
Penny hardaway
#7 saka soccer jersey
He Hate Me
Coby White!
Kawhi Leonard college jersey
Sir Charles
Roberto Clemente
Corderrelle Patterson
Christian pulasic
Mickey Mouse
Too many jerseys:
Kobe Bryant. I assume anyone wearing a Bryant jersey in 2022 A. Has no personality and B. Is pro sexual assault. Not taking questions!
Jamal Murray
Every dodgers player. Mookie Betts was the biggest one but I’m sure Red Sox fans would agree payroll flexibility is better.
Machado and Tatis Jr.
Michael Jordan and most 90s bulls players tbh
Kevin Garnett! 4 Kevin jerseys on Saturday
Allen iverson. All worn by guys under 5’8
Steph Curry
Tyrese Halliburton kings jerseys. He is in hell now.
Not enough jerseys:
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Not a single clippers jersey which is all the evidence I need this team should not exist
It was a weekend to remember. Arcade Fire played an incredible set. I was on too many drugs. I had a breakfast of pancakes, bacon, and sausage links every day for 4 days. But you know how it is. The bulls started the playoffs. The cubs have a guy that will bring the racist t-shirt vendors back to Wrigley. It had been 6 years since I was last at Coachella, and dare I say there were in fact more jerseys here than at Lollapalooza. A guy-remembering heaven. This isn’t Pokémon so I didn’t quite catch them all, but you know I do this better than anyone (mainly because who else would do such a thing). But it was done.
Here are the jerseys of Coachella 2022.
Friday:
Craig biggio!! How dope this international festival starts with the one astros player who didn’t suck
Blank Mets jersey
Justin Herbert!
Larry nance jr. Cavs jersey
Syracuse basketball jersey- #5?
Stone cold steve Austin shirt
D-Rose Bulls jersey
JR Smith nuggets
Walker Buehler
A fucking Eminem shirt Jesus Christ I guarantee that guy isn’t vaxxed
Jackie Robinson on Jackie Robinson day
Stefon Diggs
A Kobe Bryant McDonald’s all American jersey, because this festival wasn’t corporate enough as is.
Albert Pujols cards jersey :/
Saturday:
Moncada southside jersey
Homestead Greys jersey
A Phoenix suns Michael Jordan jersey
Cauroso lakers (note: his bulls jersey will be a top jersey at Lolla this year)
A diamondbacks looking jersey- #30 dimension?
Vikings 99 jersey- hunter?
Steve Francis!
Mitch Marner
Matt Chapman A’s
Utah utes 44 basketball jersey
FINALLY AN OTAHNI JERSEY
Oregon Ducks baseball jersey
Ian Desmond Rockies jersey
Mike Schmidt
Beach bunny guitarist rocking a Tim Anderson Sox jersey
A Kobe Bryant MLB jersey. Dodgers jersey, lakers colors
Zach Lavine!
Booker & Ayton (note: 7 more of these two by end of day Sunday)
OG anoby
David Lee warriors
D Rose st. Patrick’s jersey
Wade Boggs
Hakeem the Dream
Lollapalooza jersey
Jason Richardson
Ocet? Many colors. Looks college basketbally
Jeff Gordon
Luis Robert
Overchkin
Darrell Henderson
Bastain shweinstweiger
Pavel Bure
Sunday:
Dodgers jersey that was #60, said “hustle”
Maplewood brewing baseball tee
Westbrook lakers jersey. What a loser.
OJ Simpson!!!
DJ lemeihu Yankees
Chicago fire soccer kit. I don’t know any fire guys
Shawn kemp for scoots!
Illinuem jersey
Karl Anthony Towns
Kevin Love
Two Tyler Herro jerseys crossed at an intersection. No eye contact was made between these strangers
Kyrie Irving Celtics jersey
Robinson Cano alternate mariners jersey
Kapernick
Green Gonzalez #23 AL all star jersey. No idea
Red #9 Firmino soccer jersey
Juan Soto!
“Pistol” #44 jazz jersey. Just said pistol and not the actual name, mark eaton
Virgil #4 soccer jersey
Brittany Grier, who is still in gulag
Derzoen raptors
Dallas cowboys baseball jersey. This man assumed I was going to treat him with dignity as he made conversation with me before viagra boys. No sir you ducking weirdo.
Ricky Henderson As!
Lady Volunteers jersey #2
Fred VanVleet
Marcus simian jays jersey
Wil myers
Willie Stargil
Acuna Jr.
Atlanta hawks #17
“04 gorilla glue”
Rohanaldino
Gigi Bryant
Thiago Silva- during Dave’s set, they were chanting the guys name before the show
Penny hardaway
#7 saka soccer jersey
He Hate Me
Coby White!
Kawhi Leonard college jersey
Sir Charles
Roberto Clemente
Corderrelle Patterson
Christian pulasic
Mickey Mouse
Too many jerseys:
Kobe Bryant. I assume anyone wearing a Bryant jersey in 2022 A. Has no personality and B. Is pro sexual assault. Not taking questions!
Jamal Murray
Every dodgers player. Mookie Betts was the biggest one but I’m sure Red Sox fans would agree payroll flexibility is better.
Machado and Tatis Jr.
Michael Jordan and most 90s bulls players tbh
Kevin Garnett! 4 Kevin jerseys on Saturday
Allen iverson. All worn by guys under 5’8
Steph Curry
Tyrese Halliburton kings jerseys. He is in hell now.
Not enough jerseys:
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Not a single clippers jersey which is all the evidence I need this team should not exist
