The Jerseys of Lollapalooza 2022

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As you all have heard by now, Lollapalooza will be in Grant Park, Chicago Illinois, for another 10 years. This will also expand the city's largest gathering of jerseys, which I believe to be the largest north of the mason dixon line and 2nd largest in the country overall after the NCAA Basketball tournaments. As some of you know, every year I jot down these jerseys in an effort to make sure I'm still sober enough throughout the festival, as well as to ask questions like, "Wow, remember that guy?" and "Hey, why hasn't someone whose pleasured your genitals told you to throw that out yet?" and other things of that nature.

Here are the jerseys of Lollapalooza 2022 (presented by day in order of spotting):


Wade Boggs Devil rays
Kirkwood on the nuggets
Trey Mancini
“There’s a Newcastle United jersey and flag up there”- falcozappa
“Sanders”- 24 Braves jersey with the america font
Mo Riveria
Josh Donaldson jays jersey
Dark Matter coffee/3 Floyd’s collab jersey worn by the founder of dark matter
Charlie Blackmon
Paul kariya mighty ducks sweater
Tie-dye “vibes” jersey
5 Spartans “Payton” jersey
Cade Cunningham
Aaron Nola
“There’s a lot of stuff from 1979 I would’ve put on my list”- nana on the 80s project, semi-unprompted
This lineup of jerseys in a friend group: Tracy mcgrady raptors, Shawn kemp, someone named Zimmerman, Jose rameriz, Kris Bryant cubs
Terry Francona
Josh Giddey
Florida panthers 34 sweater with long ass name
Some Greek soccer jersey
24 “Sanchez” Rockies jersey
Geovany Soto in an arm brace
Knicks 69 jersey
Blue lives matter shirt and cap at Billy strings
Cee dee lamb
Lawrence Taylor
A Jared Allen “69” bears jersey
Jamal mashburn
Andrew bennedetti royals jersey, also in an arm brace

Charlie Villanueva
Jrue holiday purple pelicans jersey
Marcus Marriota alternate white/grey Oregon ducks
St. Louis Billikens basketball- #18
JT Barrett 16 Ohio state
Signed demariyus Thomas jersey rip
Jazz Chisholm Jr.
Detroit lions #9 jersey
Irv Smith Jr.
Aj green bengals
Griz 420 jersey
3 10 year old kids who couldn’t give a shit about genesis orusu playing ball. One had a derozen jersey. Where are these parents I’m trying to do drugs here
Maurice Jones drew
Eric hosmer
Tacko Fall
Jerome Bettis
#5 kings jersey “eldun”
Kousuke Fukudome
Mets 51 jersey that said “world peace”
UIC #14 basketball
Chris Thompson titans
“Totti”- Qatar airways soccer jersey
Ray Lewis!!!
Allie Quigley
“Child of god” rams #5 jersey
Lance muccullers
Dejonte Murray
Bobby Boucher
72 chargers “schalifo”
Ladainian thomlinson “split” jersey
Mike Sweeney!!
Another cee dee lamb jersey
Not a jersey but IASM and I wore Chicago bears based shirts this day

“I saw a Fuck Biden jersey first thing yesterday morning. He must be a fun person.”- mookie
Ken chancellor!!
Randall Cunningham
Carlos Quentin
Jose Fernandez
Toratani #1 Salt Lake City bees jersey
Lady rocking a 69 browns jersey
“Charlotte dreamvile” jersery
Andre Dawson Marlins jersey
Aaron Hernandez gators jersey!! Big weekend for sports guys who murdered people at Lollapalooza
41 Sanchez jays jersey
OJ Mayo usc
Pepee Lepew 69 space jam jersey
Loyola #1
Johnny Oduya
Wallows drummer wearing a Derrick Johnson chiefs jersey
Dude who collected my empty beer can was in this year’s Lolla jersey. Wished him luck on his rock for recycling gig. 1 bag=1 day ticket next year. “I’m doing it for my dad in case they book something he likes next year.” I did not get what he was hoping for, so I’ll assume it’s for The Rolling Stones. Book The Rolling Stones next year asshole Lolla Hutson guy or whatever.
Marquette 33 basketball jersey
Brendan shanahan
Toledo mud hens jersey
Salvy Perez
Todd Hundley
“De Souza” Kansas basketball
Cliff Lee
Bosh Virginia Tech jersey
Another Josh Donaldson jersey Jesus Christ
Jackson 20 on the suns
Shane falco
Ozil

BJ Clark packers 97
Jim Beam jersey
Stephon Marbury Suns
Rip Hamilton
Darko milicic
19 “veirling” Phillies jersey
Coco crisp As jersey
Thomas Jones!
The guy from Iowa that was really good for a while, #2
Kyle Ortin
Porzingis Knicks jersey
Donald’s destroyers Walt dinery world jersey
Whitney young high school basketball
Too many college basketball nba guys
Bill Romanowski
Tiki barber
Pat Tillman ASU
Celtic football club jersey next to us at Green Day
David west warriors
Paul pierce
Hooters

Overseen jerseys:
D-Rose
Kobe
Jay cutler on Thursday
Tracy mcgrady
Nolan arrennado cardinals jerseys
Not even kidding I’ve seen 6-7 arm braces/casts this festival. Must’ve missed that fashion memo
Ken Griffey Jr.
DeAaron Fox

Underacknowledged jerseys:
Soccer as a whole
Sky and Red Stars jerseys
Devin Hester

[fivehole]

Aug 1, 2022 11:18:23 GMT -6 Tweet said:

Dude who collected my empty beer can was in this year’s Lolla jersey. Wished him luck on his rock for recycling gig. 1 bag=1 day ticket next year. “I’m doing it for my dad in case they book something he likes next year.” I did not get what he was hoping for, so I’ll assume it’s for The Rolling Stones. Book The Rolling Stones next year asshole Lolla Hutson guy or whatever.

Bet he was real disappointed when he turned in his bag and all he got was a t-shirt.

[venom]

Aug 1, 2022 11:18:23 GMT -6 Tweet said:

This lineup of jerseys in a friend group: Tracy mcgrady raptors, Shawn kemp, someone named Zimmerman, Jose rameriz, Kris Bryant cubs

24 “Sanchez” Rockies jersey

Mets 51 jersey that said “world peace”

Todd Hundley

was it a nats jersey for ryan zimmerman? also thinking of a jeff zimmerman, former rangers(?) pitcher from late 90s, which would be a hella deep cut.

the only rockie "sanchez" i can think of was jonathan sanchez who briefly pitched for them. but i just checked and he didn't wear 24.

that 51 world peace is a metta world peace jersey that he wore for like batting practice or spring training? that is wild.

hundley on which team? cubs? mets? 

as always, i enjoyed this rundown.

[monasterymonochrome]

Aug 1, 2022 11:18:23 GMT -6 Tweet said:

Shane falco

Didn't know how much I needed this until just now