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Post by chvrchbarrel on Jul 27, 2023 7:52:06 GMT -6
Yesterday, Congress heard compelling testimony from a government whistleblower that aliens "definitely" exist and these little green things are locked up in storage containers somewhere (or something) Aliens are a fascinating thing to get other peoples' opinions / perspectives on and I thought a board discussion would be interesting. I'm also intrigued to see where this goes from here in terms of the US government, if it goes anywhere at all. It seems like a big deal? Idk? If we've captured the aliens they've presumably traveled here on their own, meaning they're in some way intelligent. What are your thoughts on the whole thing? |
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Post by Tweet on Jul 27, 2023 8:21:23 GMT -6
This was the second biggest story of the day after Mitch McConnell shitting himself on live TV
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Post by kb on Jul 27, 2023 8:25:28 GMT -6
This was the second biggest story of the day after Mitch McConnell shitting himself on live TV was it though? i feel like i heard nearly nothing about it though it seems like a big deal... |
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Post by llamaoftime on Jul 27, 2023 8:36:34 GMT -6
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Post by venom on Jul 27, 2023 8:37:16 GMT -6
I'm also intrigued to see where this goes from here in terms of the US government, if it goes anywhere at all. It seems like a big deal? Idk? jimmy carter claimed to have seen a UFO in the 60s. when he ran for president, he said he'd open up classified info about aliens if he became president. when he became president, he said he couldn't disclose information about UFOs/aliens because of the national security implications. years later, someone who was apparently in the meeting where carter was briefed on UFOs said carter broke down when told whatever the dirt was then. i would imagine the info only got more robust since then and doubt any government will ever confirm anything about this topic. |
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Post by kb on Jul 27, 2023 8:42:34 GMT -6
who here has seen a UFO
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Post by thebosma on Jul 27, 2023 8:45:19 GMT -6
No UFOs but I did see a cryptid once
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Post by kb on Jul 27, 2023 8:47:02 GMT -6
what was it?
i've seen a ufo.
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Post by clouddead on Jul 27, 2023 8:52:08 GMT -6
Tell us about your UFO sighting
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Jul 27, 2023 8:52:28 GMT -6
I'm also intrigued to see where this goes from here in terms of the US government, if it goes anywhere at all. It seems like a big deal? Idk? jimmy carter claimed to have seen a UFO in the 60s. when he ran for president, he said he'd open up classified info about aliens if he became president. when he became president, he said he couldn't disclose information about UFOs/aliens because of the national security implications. years later, someone who was apparently in the meeting where carter was briefed on UFOs said carter broke down when told whatever the dirt was then. i would imagine the info only got more robust since then and doubt any government will ever confirm anything about this topic. I'm all for rampant speculation on how abhorrent this could be |
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Jul 27, 2023 8:54:29 GMT -6
And how senile is Carter? Could we shake it out of him?
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Post by thebosma on Jul 27, 2023 8:54:35 GMT -6
cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Not_DeerOr some variation. Looked like a fully inside out deer and it was staring directly ahead at me. Got an insane full body chill about 5 seconds before I turned the corner I saw it at.
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Post by thebosma on Jul 27, 2023 8:55:14 GMT -6
And how senile is Carter? Could we shake it out of him? He’s been on hospice for like a year at this point so I would say yes |
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Jul 27, 2023 8:55:22 GMT -6
where did you see it was it dj'ing in iceland
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Post by teekoh on Jul 27, 2023 8:57:01 GMT -6
Shaking Jimmy Carter at this point might end with a murder charge.
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Post by thebosma on Jul 27, 2023 8:57:03 GMT -6
where did you see it was it dj'ing in iceland Middle of nowhere stretch between the highway and my house, late one night coming home from a show in Chicago |
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Post by Kamera on Jul 27, 2023 9:00:00 GMT -6
I really hope we can leverage that alien tech to make some cool music or at minimum make flying cars normal.
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Post by kb on Jul 27, 2023 9:00:56 GMT -6
cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Not_DeerOr some variation. Looked like a fully inside out deer and it was staring directly ahead at me. Got an insane full body chill about 5 seconds before I turned the corner I saw it at. well that is terrifying! |
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Post by kb on Jul 27, 2023 9:02:22 GMT -6
I really hope we can leverage that alien tech to make some cool music or at minimum make flying cars normal. so you want to enslave them for your own benefit. canceled. |
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Post by venom on Jul 27, 2023 9:03:16 GMT -6
jimmy carter claimed to have seen a UFO in the 60s. when he ran for president, he said he'd open up classified info about aliens if he became president. when he became president, he said he couldn't disclose information about UFOs/aliens because of the national security implications. years later, someone who was apparently in the meeting where carter was briefed on UFOs said carter broke down when told whatever the dirt was then. i would imagine the info only got more robust since then and doubt any government will ever confirm anything about this topic. I'm all for rampant speculation on how abhorrent this could be i don't recall where i read this, but imagine that you are a religious person for your entire life and have faith in a god. then a species with technological advancements beyond your wildest dreams shows up and is like "god? yeah, none of that is true. but we know the truth." wouldn't you be inclined to believe at least some of that? wouldn't that bend or even break your faith? it's a bit of an upgrade on what native americans experienced with early explorers. i figure that's sort of where carter was during the briefing if that story is true. |
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Post by scoots on Jul 27, 2023 9:03:49 GMT -6
cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Not_DeerOr some variation. Looked like a fully inside out deer and it was staring directly ahead at me. Got an insane full body chill about 5 seconds before I turned the corner I saw it at. looks like an elk on steroids |
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Post by sthubbins on Jul 27, 2023 9:05:26 GMT -6
I thought I saw a baby sasquatch on the streets of Boston one night but it was just a raccoon on its hind legs.
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Post by Kamera on Jul 27, 2023 9:08:56 GMT -6
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Jul 27, 2023 9:09:30 GMT -6
I'm all for rampant speculation on how abhorrent this could be i don't recall where i read this, but imagine that you are a religious person for your entire life and have faith in a god. then a species with technological advancements beyond your wildest dreams shows up and is like "god? yeah, none of that is true. but we know the truth." wouldn't you be inclined to believe at least some of that? wouldn't that bend or even break your faith? it's a bit of an upgrade on what native americans experienced with early explorers. i figure that's sort of where carter was during the briefing if that story is true. maybe there's proof this planet was an experiment maybe that's why carter said fuck it might as well build some houses |
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Post by thebosma on Jul 27, 2023 9:11:10 GMT -6
He broke down because the alien was extremely sexy and he never got to see it again
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Jul 27, 2023 9:13:22 GMT -6
Like obviously its a different time but even the guy who testified yesterday said the things he had knowledge of were like, beyond reproach. We are obviously handily capable at such atrocities but its so hard to imagine without the context of what these things even are.
I'm thinking it's gotta be some sort of genocide.
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Post by thebosma on Jul 27, 2023 9:14:38 GMT -6
Like obviously its a different time but even the guy who testified yesterday said the things he had knowledge of were like, beyond reproach. He cheated on his wife with the sexy alien |
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Jul 27, 2023 9:27:24 GMT -6
I just realized I used 'beyond reproach' completely incorrectly, where did that come from?
Am I an alien?
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Post by Javo on Jul 27, 2023 10:24:42 GMT -6
This was the second biggest story of the day after Mitch McConnell shitting himself on live TV Maybe he was thinking; shit they're onto us. Back to the mothership! |
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Post by monasterymonochrome on Jul 27, 2023 11:09:49 GMT -6
Idk if I believe in aliens, but all this talk makes me wanna read Sirens of Titan again
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