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Post by neader on Mar 29, 2019 8:18:52 GMT -6
Via IG Soooo... I got the answer wrong. I am now keeping my word and posting this picture selected by @genericigusername I’m challenging my friends who are logical and smart thinkers, to have a crack at guessing the answer to the riddle below. When you think you know, Private message me the answer. If you are not going to follow the instructions after you lose, don't bother playing. Your turn! Read the riddle. If your answer is incorrect, I can choose any of your photos and you have to post it along with the riddle. If you answer correctly, I'll write your name in the comments (with a trophy emoji). Riddle: It's 7:00 AM. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents who came to have breakfast. In your fridge are bread, milk (pasteurized), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first? * Answer directly through Private message only please. Answers in the comment section will be deleted. ** Note: It’s not what you think Answer is your dms
So does this count or not as it completely shatters the hypothetical world that riddles are centered around? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2019 8:20:00 GMT -6
your eyes? edit: oh fucking boo.  i hate that shit |
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Post by neader on Mar 29, 2019 8:20:26 GMT -6
that was my guess as well
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Post by Xamnam on Mar 29, 2019 8:27:22 GMT -6
It's a bad one that relies on assumptions about how you personally react. And switching the reference of you, mid riddle.
For instance, I ran into it on Facebook, and already had the chat with that person open, so I didn't have to open anything to respond. They were irritated with my logic. |
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Post by sthubbins on Mar 29, 2019 8:30:21 GMT -6
get this bullshit outta here
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Post by neader on Mar 29, 2019 8:33:01 GMT -6
It's a bad one that relies on assumptions about how you personally react. And switching the reference of you, mid riddle.
For instance, I ran into it on Facebook, and already had the chat with that person open, so I didn't have to open anything to respond. They were irritated with my logic. nice. See, I wouldn't consider this a riddle at all. it's more of a trick than a riddle. a small but important distinction. riddles are based around the idea of a hypothetical situation, to break that destroys the riddle. |
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Post by sthubbins on Mar 29, 2019 8:35:39 GMT -6
love to go viral by pissing people off with a clunky version of the bus driver riddle
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2019 8:36:18 GMT -6
i feel like most riddles on social media nowadays are just bad tricks or plays on words but since no one gets the answer right everyone thinks that makes it a riddle |
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Post by thebosma on Mar 29, 2019 8:43:54 GMT -6
Oh cool, another poll that makes me feel like I’m having a goddamn stroke
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Mar 29, 2019 8:55:34 GMT -6
the lollaboard is not on a hot streak of poll-related threads tbh
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Post by sthubbins on Mar 29, 2019 9:05:47 GMT -6
this is just the millennial take on the stuff my great aunt forwards to my defunct hotmail email address
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Mar 29, 2019 9:10:04 GMT -6
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Post by Tweet on Mar 29, 2019 9:22:11 GMT -6
sick2b should be mean to neader in this thread to get him to leave too
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Post by neader on Mar 29, 2019 9:23:07 GMT -6
sick2b should be mean to neader in this thread to get him to leave too y'all been mean to me for 8 fucking years i'm not going anywhere |
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Post by sick2b on Mar 29, 2019 11:57:35 GMT -6
sick2b should be mean to neader in this thread to get him to leave too Except that I don't mind riddles, polls nor Neader - quite the opposite. Also, Neader has a thick skin, not an over-inflated ego, and also and most importantly, Neader IS nice  And there is no way I will ever be mean to nice people |
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Post by Xamnam on Mar 29, 2019 12:00:45 GMT -6
counterpoint: his love of mayo indicates a deep moral failing
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Post by neader on Mar 29, 2019 12:08:38 GMT -6
sick2b should be mean to neader in this thread to get him to leave too Except that I don't mind riddles, polls nor Neader - quite the opposite. Also, Neader has a thick skin, not an over-inflated ego, and also and most importantly, Neader IS nice And there is no way I will ever be mean to nice people Yes I am an amazing person, though you forgot to mention my humility. |
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Post by sick2b on Mar 29, 2019 12:16:04 GMT -6
Except that I don't mind riddles, polls nor Neader - quite the opposite. Also, Neader has a thick skin, not an over-inflated ego, and also and most importantly, Neader IS nice And there is no way I will ever be mean to nice people Yes I am an amazing person, though you forgot to mention my humility. Well yes I did say that you did NOT have an over-inflated ego |
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Post by sick2b on Mar 29, 2019 12:17:47 GMT -6
counterpoint: his love of mayo indicates a deep moral failing Well, as a self-declared, and unashamed, fan of the white stuff myself, this would be like saying that I had MYSELF some deep moral failing  |
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Post by Xamnam on Mar 29, 2019 12:20:18 GMT -6
Yes, we're in agreement.
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Post by sick2b on Mar 29, 2019 12:22:57 GMT -6
Hahahhaa
If only no one in the world could have a bigger moral failing than his/her love of mayo... I'd even be ready to contemplate a mayo-free life!
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Post by Pale Hose on Mar 29, 2019 12:30:41 GMT -6
I am enjoying this uptick in sick2b work time posts.
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Post by teekoh on Mar 29, 2019 12:33:14 GMT -6
As always, could do with less mayo-related content, though.
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Post by unlikelyjapan on Mar 29, 2019 16:39:13 GMT -6
Calling mayo "the white stuff" is super insulting the good white stuff
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Post by Tweet on Mar 29, 2019 16:44:46 GMT -6
Calling mayo "the white stuff" is super insulting the good white stuff I too love a good OxyContin |
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Post by sick2b on Mar 29, 2019 19:17:32 GMT -6
Calling mayo "the white stuff" is super insulting the good white stuff Apparently someone who isn't found of 'mayo(nnaise) came up with 65 "synonyms" (some of them are ridiculously off, e.g. custard or tahini) I like "egg sauce" though www.powerthesaurus.org/mayonnaise |
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Post by sick2b on Mar 29, 2019 19:18:45 GMT -6
Calling mayo "the white stuff" is super insulting the good white stuff Like, cocaine  ? |
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i hate that shit 
And there is no way I will ever be mean to nice people
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