Post by Tweet on Aug 2, 2021 19:09:42 GMT -6
Every year, for as long as I can remember, before the drugs kick in and/or bands I know and like start playing music, I scribble down in real time some jerseys. Jerseys that make you stop and think, "why does someone own this still" or "man, I remember playing that guy in a baseball game" or things of that sort. This was also the first year I wrote down jeseys I saw and were like "hmmm these suburban kids need to get more original". It was a down year for jerseys, but if you, like me, saw some jerseys this year, please write them down, and potentially talk about the guys who played in said jerseys, for (mostly me) to ooh and ahh about.
Individually Noted Jerseys
James Augustine
A singular Jason Heyward jersey, somehow
A Dr. J jersey, but in shitty looking modern design. I wrote this down on Friday and by Sunday I had seen it elsewhere at least 2 more times.
Travis Hafner (worn by a kid smoking a roach and a juul pod at the same time)
Michael Jordan's 23 but somehow a Vancouver Grizzlies jersey
John Collins
Joe Mauer
Dan Marino (worn by a dad who probably quietly was gonna try to go for rail at Limp Bizkit the next day)
Dante Exum
Babe Ruth
Devin Funchess
Ke'Bryan Hayes
Sabrina Ionescu
A Jimmer Freddette Shanghai Sharks jersey
Ron Artest
Greg Vaughn
Randy Johnson in a D-Backs jersey
Broncos Tebow jersey (note: this was a top jersey in 2013)
Some asshole in a Brady/Gronk 2020 shirt a la Reagan/Bush in 1984. Not a jersey but still mindblowing.
A Sporting CP jersey with the NOS logo and everything.
Cedric Benson
Jerseys I Didn't See Enough Of
Cubs jerseys on Friday. Somehow they all showed up on Saturday. I assume we all got drunk. I know I did.
Space Jam. That movie must really be bad.
Jerseys We Need Less Of
Ja Morant. Every 20th jersey was a Ja Morant jersey. I love him too, but let's chill out.
Also, Mike Bibby. I will write the mayors office and suggest that anyone wearing a Mike Bibby or Alex Caruso jersey must wear a headband with said jersey or risk having their wristband cut off.
These are the jerseys of Lollapalooza 2021. Join us in 2022, when I remember to write down Thursday next year.
Individually Noted Jerseys
James Augustine
A singular Jason Heyward jersey, somehow
A Dr. J jersey, but in shitty looking modern design. I wrote this down on Friday and by Sunday I had seen it elsewhere at least 2 more times.
Travis Hafner (worn by a kid smoking a roach and a juul pod at the same time)
Michael Jordan's 23 but somehow a Vancouver Grizzlies jersey
John Collins
Joe Mauer
Dan Marino (worn by a dad who probably quietly was gonna try to go for rail at Limp Bizkit the next day)
Dante Exum
Babe Ruth
Devin Funchess
Ke'Bryan Hayes
Sabrina Ionescu
A Jimmer Freddette Shanghai Sharks jersey
Ron Artest
Greg Vaughn
Randy Johnson in a D-Backs jersey
Broncos Tebow jersey (note: this was a top jersey in 2013)
Some asshole in a Brady/Gronk 2020 shirt a la Reagan/Bush in 1984. Not a jersey but still mindblowing.
A Sporting CP jersey with the NOS logo and everything.
Cedric Benson
Jerseys I Didn't See Enough Of
Cubs jerseys on Friday. Somehow they all showed up on Saturday. I assume we all got drunk. I know I did.
Space Jam. That movie must really be bad.
Jerseys We Need Less Of
Ja Morant. Every 20th jersey was a Ja Morant jersey. I love him too, but let's chill out.
Also, Mike Bibby. I will write the mayors office and suggest that anyone wearing a Mike Bibby or Alex Caruso jersey must wear a headband with said jersey or risk having their wristband cut off.
These are the jerseys of Lollapalooza 2021. Join us in 2022, when I remember to write down Thursday next year.
