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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2018 9:56:52 GMT -6
Someone asked for one of these a while ago...
Walk into the bathroom for my office, lake of pee coating the entire floor and all floor space for every stall. How does that even happen?
Go to a different floor with a larger bathroom, guy in there taking a loud crap talking on the phone. “Can we talk later? I’m in the library right now.” Ok buddy. He then proceeded to invite whoever he was talking to out to sushi in between poops.
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Post by Xamnam on Dec 19, 2018 9:59:46 GMT -6
The Board Dot: May 10 2017 - Dec 19 2018 RIP
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Post by pigs on Dec 19, 2018 10:00:04 GMT -6
One of the offices I stop at daily is next door to my apartment. Stopped home to poop. Good times.
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Post by Tweet on Dec 19, 2018 10:00:23 GMT -6
Only the highest quality content on here.
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Post by Kamera on Dec 19, 2018 11:49:10 GMT -6
I'm always afraid to fart really loud when in a stall
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2018 11:59:17 GMT -6
Since I work on the 1st floor, all visitors use our bathroom. And there's always a lake of piss to step over in front one of the urinals.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2018 13:17:34 GMT -6
My nephew is blind and my bro-in-law has told me how much of a horror story it is trying to take him through a public restroom with the amount of piss on the ground. Learn to aim, folks.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2018 13:31:18 GMT -6
Lift seat up with shoe. Pee in big water hole. Like... it boggles how awful many people are.
True story: I haven't been drinking much lately and a couple weeks ago, I had a little too much at a club and got the sweats mid-set (other band I was viewing, not mine) and had to go puke in the stall. Wadded up toilet paper afterwards and got all of it off the inner rim (lifted the seat first, of course). Looked like I was never there. Hahahah... I was mega embarrassed. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ME!
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Post by ultravisitor on Dec 19, 2018 22:15:12 GMT -6
A couple years ago, I had this student who would bring this gallon jug of water around with him and drink from it during class. He would bring it with him to the bathroom between classes and set it on the floor and then bring it into the classroom and put it on his desk.
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Post by Javo on Dec 20, 2018 9:10:35 GMT -6
One of my pet peeves is to take a dump at work, I've been working here for almost 8 years, and I've only pooped once or twice here, I rather go to my house which is really close by
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2018 9:26:16 GMT -6
I love poop breaks at work.
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Post by doso on Dec 21, 2018 12:07:50 GMT -6
Unless you have an amazing job with great benefits and extraordinary pay, pooping on company time is a must.
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Dec 21, 2018 12:22:17 GMT -6
Unless you have an amazing job with great benefits and extraordinary pay, pooping on company time is a must. yeah i only poop at home when absolutely necessary, i prefer being paid to poop |
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Post by doso on Dec 21, 2018 12:24:07 GMT -6
Unless you have an amazing job with great benefits and extraordinary pay, pooping on company time is a must. yeah i only poop at home when absolutely necessary, i prefer being paid to poop As a remote worker, I get to poop at home AND on company time ftw. |
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Dec 21, 2018 12:27:17 GMT -6
yeah i only poop at home when absolutely necessary, i prefer being paid to poop As a remote worker, I get to poop at home AND on company time ftw. A dream I didn't even know I had |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2018 14:33:00 GMT -6
yeah i only poop at home when absolutely necessary, i prefer being paid to poop As a remote worker, I get to poop at home AND on company time ftw. Same. It's lovely. I poop with the door open while singing and don't have a care in the world. |
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Post by doso on Dec 21, 2018 14:45:45 GMT -6
As a remote worker, I get to poop at home AND on company time ftw. Same. It's lovely. I poop with the door open while singing and don't have a care in the world. It's a Festivus miracle. God bless us, every one. |
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Post by teekoh on Dec 21, 2018 14:47:44 GMT -6
Gotta know what scoots' pooping song is.
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Post by alady on Dec 21, 2018 14:50:23 GMT -6
This thread is gross but I lol'd at that.
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Post by thebosma on Jan 1, 2019 21:38:40 GMT -6
Today I was at target with E and I had terrible stomach pain and went to the bathroom. I was in there for a while and noticed there was someone in the stall next to me and someone waiting for an open stall. I finished up, opened the stall door, and my dad was standing there. It took me a second to process this because, and this is important, I did not know my dad was at target as well. I had been with my parents two hours before and none of us mentioned target. Had a good laugh over it later but it was a bizarre experience.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2019 12:05:13 GMT -6
That's some Matrix level shit right there. I probably would have had an aneurysm, but my dad lives in Austin.
(I just came here to let everyone know that I pooped just now.)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2019 15:00:06 GMT -6
Someone sat on a toilet backwards and pooped next to me. Like, facing the back part of the toilet. I can’t even comprehend why. Do they not know how to sit on a toilet?
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Post by mookie on Jan 7, 2019 15:01:01 GMT -6
Someone sat on a toilet backwards and pooped next to me. Like, facing the back part of the toilet. I can’t even comprehend why. Do they not know how to sit on a toilet? That's called AC Slatering |
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Post by thebosma on Jan 7, 2019 15:01:11 GMT -6
You’ve got a nice shelf for a snack then.
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Post by thebosma on Jan 7, 2019 15:02:09 GMT -6
Someone sat on a toilet backwards and pooped next to me. Like, facing the back part of the toilet. I can’t even comprehend why. Do they not know how to sit on a toilet? That's called AC Slatering Actual lol |
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Post by andrewvb on Jan 7, 2019 15:04:06 GMT -6
Someone sat on a toilet backwards and pooped next to me. Like, facing the back part of the toilet. I can’t even comprehend why. Do they not know how to sit on a toilet? are u in australia |
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Post by thebosma on Jan 7, 2019 15:07:00 GMT -6
My wife wants to know if the person took their pants off all the way or if they had their legs pulled back really far
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2019 15:08:24 GMT -6
You’ve got a nice shelf for a snack then. thank god someone else gets it |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2019 15:15:46 GMT -6
My wife wants to know if the person took their pants off all the way or if they had their legs pulled back really far Their legs were normal other than the shoes facing the other way thought it was a guy standing over the toilet until the poops came |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2019 15:15:58 GMT -6
Someone sat on a toilet backwards and pooped next to me. Like, facing the back part of the toilet. I can’t even comprehend why. Do they not know how to sit on a toilet? are u in australia Illinois |
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