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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2019 9:10:13 GMT -6
Why are people pooping on their arm?
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Post by ultravisitor on May 8, 2019 9:10:51 GMT -6
My parents have a bidet in their bathroom, so I used one growing up.
It tickles. A lot.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2019 9:10:52 GMT -6
That's a "needs context" ToP.
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 9:12:07 GMT -6
Mine doesn’t have an air dryer but you can tell the stream to last as long as you want, it’s just a little dial where you indicate the intensity you want. I use a square or two. Think of it this way. If you pooped on your arm, would you wipe it off with a thin paper towel and call it good? I don’t know about you, but I sure as hell wouldn’t. Especially after you add some hair into the mix? No thank you! Two squares?? It’s just for the water at that point! It’s a couple safety squares! I’ve never needed to go back after that! |
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Post by alady on May 8, 2019 9:24:04 GMT -6
Still!
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 9:46:58 GMT -6
I’ve yet to tear through!
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Post by alady on May 8, 2019 11:09:31 GMT -6
There could be leakage!
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 11:11:38 GMT -6
What?  |
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Post by alady on May 8, 2019 11:12:57 GMT -6
Dripping wet bootyhole is no match for two squares my guy.
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 11:19:13 GMT -6
Lmao ok maybe two squares was an understatement but it’s really only a few. The water arcs so it’s mostly just asshole->taint->bowl. A little bit of of drip, hit it with a few squares, good to go
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 11:19:43 GMT -6
Also this thread rules
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Post by ten15 on May 8, 2019 11:25:23 GMT -6
So, what happened to bitteorca? Only reason I know he is a deleted member is because he founded this shitshow of a thread and has the first post.
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Post by mookie on May 8, 2019 11:26:02 GMT -6
So, what happened to bitteorca? Only reason I know he is a deleted member is because he founded this shitshow of a thread and has the first post. I see what you did there |
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Post by ten15 on May 8, 2019 11:28:44 GMT -6
So, what happened to bitteorca? Only reason I know he is a deleted member is because he founded this shitshow of a thread and has the first post. I see what you did there Trying to stay on topic. |
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Post by facts on May 8, 2019 11:29:48 GMT -6
He ragequitted
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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 8, 2019 11:30:03 GMT -6
I need more than two squares just in terms of distance between my fingers and my a-hole
Two squares? That's one folded over. Not enough.
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 11:31:44 GMT -6
I largely ignore my lactose intolerance, my wife has IBS. We are a quad ply family
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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 8, 2019 11:33:17 GMT -6
Only one way for us to truly know how crazy this is
We all gotta poop at the bosma's
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Post by ten15 on May 8, 2019 11:35:10 GMT -6
So, what happened to bitteorca? Only reason I know he is a deleted member is because he founded this shitshow of a thread and has the first post. I have been informed and regret asking tbh.  Please carry on talking about your b m's. |
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 11:35:28 GMT -6
Only one way for us to truly know how crazy this is We all gotta poop at the bosma's Agreed |
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 11:35:52 GMT -6
So, what happened to bitteorca? Only reason I know he is a deleted member is because he founded this shitshow of a thread and has the first post. I have been informed and regret asking tbh. Please carry on talking about your b m's. Wanna poop at my place pops? |
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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 8, 2019 11:42:06 GMT -6
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Post by facts on May 8, 2019 11:42:12 GMT -6
Can this thread be retitled in memory of BitteOrca?
BitteOrca's Toilet Talk
BitteOrca presents Fecal Matters
Just throwing out some ideas
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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 8, 2019 11:48:28 GMT -6
Shit Takes: The BitteOrca Memorial Thread
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Post by doso on May 8, 2019 11:59:37 GMT -6
Mine doesn’t have an air dryer but you can tell the stream to last as long as you want, it’s just a little dial where you indicate the intensity you want. I use a square or two. Think of it this way. If you pooped on your arm, would you wipe it off with a thin paper towel and call it good? I don’t know about you, but I sure as hell wouldn’t. Especially after you add some hair into the mix? No thank you! I have had a high level of bidet interest for the past two-three years; I'm already convinced it's a good idea. Just have some lingering questions about how it all comes together. Which brand do you have? There seem to be a plethora of options now. |
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 12:07:05 GMT -6
Mine doesn’t have an air dryer but you can tell the stream to last as long as you want, it’s just a little dial where you indicate the intensity you want. I use a square or two. Think of it this way. If you pooped on your arm, would you wipe it off with a thin paper towel and call it good? I don’t know about you, but I sure as hell wouldn’t. Especially after you add some hair into the mix? No thank you! I have had a high level of bidet interest for the past two-three years; I'm already convinced it's a good idea. Just have some lingering questions about how it all comes together. Which brand do you have? There seem to be a plethora of options now. I have the baseline Luxe model. I believe the 120. I like it a lot but if you want more features you can definitely upgrade a few degrees. I’ve heard TUSHY advertised on some podcasts but I don’t know how good it actually is. |
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2019 12:19:40 GMT -6
Fun fact for those about to Google Tushy - it is also the name for a porn website!
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 12:22:51 GMT -6
You’re telling me you googled a synonym for a butt? With no other context? And there was porn out there??
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2019 12:24:04 GMT -6
No I actually searched Tushy + bidet and it still pulled up the other website. Thankfully no actual butt photos on my work computer.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2019 12:24:46 GMT -6
Maybe they utilize a bidet in their videos. Someone research this.
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