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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 8, 2019 12:25:08 GMT -6
Maybe they utilize a bidet in their videos. Someone research this. The only explanation |
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 12:25:18 GMT -6
That seems like a serious marketing flaw on the bidet peoples fault unless they also have a controlling interest in the porn site.
Edit:look at us go
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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 8, 2019 12:25:54 GMT -6
That seems like a serious marketing flaw on the bidet peoples fault unless they also have a controlling interest in the porn site. Or cameras on the bidets |
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Post by thebosma on Jul 7, 2019 19:07:29 GMT -6
Shitting in my own bathroom after a two week trip is a wonderful feeling. God bless us everyone
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Jul 8, 2019 7:18:07 GMT -6
I got a new poop app (iPoop) where you can drop a pin wherever you poop - I'm going to try to log every stall inside the sprint center (pun intended)
If you poop somewhere 3 times you get a crown, and people can de-throne you
Let's poop!
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Post by borracho on Jul 8, 2019 8:34:22 GMT -6
had a colonoscopy last week and got a clean bill of health. everyone take care of your pooper!
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Post by ten15 on Jul 8, 2019 11:18:46 GMT -6
My first colonoscopy is a week from today. Excite!
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Post by borracho on Jul 8, 2019 12:19:04 GMT -6
worst part is the clear liquid diet the day before. lots of jello, banana popsicles and soda was my diet!
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Post by sick2b on Jul 8, 2019 20:26:53 GMT -6
Apparently that is a pretty fascinating book  |
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Post by ten15 on Jul 9, 2019 13:46:12 GMT -6
In my office bathroom that we share with 2 other companies (a law firm and a private equity firm), I have noticed an uptick in the number of guys who stand at urinals while texting, scrolling through emails/social media, or watching a video. I really don't get that at all.
I have also noticed that the floor under/around the urinals is always a piss lake.
I think the 2 are related.
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Post by alady on Jul 9, 2019 14:12:05 GMT -6
This whole thread could just be retitled "Men Are Disgusting".
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Post by zircona1 on Jul 9, 2019 14:15:26 GMT -6
In my office bathroom that we share with 2 other companies (a law firm and a private equity firm), I have noticed an uptick in the number of guys who stand at urinals while texting, scrolling through emails/social media, or watching a video. I really don't get that at all. I have also noticed that the floor under/around the urinals is always a piss lake. I think the 2 are related. I have seen these people and I do not get it either. |
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Post by thebosma on Jul 9, 2019 14:20:49 GMT -6
I don’t entirely get it but if you’re making it into the urinal (sounds like these people are uhhh not) I don’t think it’s the worst thing ever. When I worked in a department store people would shit in tiny little piles on the floor, cum into shirts and hide them, and free bleed into clothes they tried on before leaving them in the fitting room. People are disgusting in general, but for whatever reason something about a public restroom turns people into monsters.
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Post by venom on Jul 9, 2019 15:46:00 GMT -6
my boss has a peculiar habit of alerting everyone on conference calls that she'll be hanging up early because "i have another meeting in five minutes and must use the ladies' room first." my coworkers think it's inappropriate. i just think this is her way of telling everyone how important she thinks she is that she has another meeting immediately following. either way, no one likes it.
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Post by alady on Jul 9, 2019 16:19:57 GMT -6
Why wouldn't you just say you had another meeting? Idk about inappropriate but it's weird to specifically invoke the restroom.
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Post by sleeping on Jul 12, 2019 13:39:38 GMT -6
This whole thread could just be retitled "Men Are Disgusting". Just this one? |
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Post by doso on Jul 14, 2019 21:56:57 GMT -6
Are all y'all using a squatty potty? We've had one for a couple of years now. Big fan.
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Post by ten15 on Jul 15, 2019 15:28:40 GMT -6
Clean bill of colon health - good for 10 years. By then, hoping they figure out something to replace the gallon of drain cleaner I consumed yesterday/today.
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Post by thebosma on Jul 15, 2019 15:34:17 GMT -6
I’m pretty sure they already have. My wife didn’t have to do the gallon of liquid last time around. I mean it’s still a lot of liquid but it’s waaaaaay less than the one before that she had
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Post by borracho on Jul 15, 2019 15:41:43 GMT -6
Clean bill of colon health - good for 10 years. By then, hoping they figure out something to replace the gallon of drain cleaner I consumed yesterday/today. you'd think that since it's 2019 and they still haven't figured out a more efficient way to look around there, huh? |
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Post by monasterymonochrome on Jul 19, 2019 9:27:58 GMT -6
Had a giant breakfast at Daley’s on 63rd this morning and they’re piping music at full blast into the bathroom. Rocking out to “Raspberry Beret” as I type this. A+ pooping experience
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Post by munkivelli on Jul 19, 2019 9:36:40 GMT -6
Had a giant breakfast at Daley’s on 63rd this morning and they’re piping music at full blast into the bathroom. Rocking out to “Raspberry Beret” as I type this. A+ pooping experience you know what's not an A+ experience?... pooping at music fest....so good that you got it out early. |
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Post by llamaoftime on Jul 19, 2019 10:37:41 GMT -6
One time at a music fest (free press summer fest in Houston) I walked up to the portapotties and saw someone walking out so I walked in. I heard some people faintly saying "did he just do that?" And "fuck that guy!" But I didn't think much of it till I walked out and saw a huuuuge single file line for the bathrooms that I completely missed because I walked in from the other side, and I just wasn't really paying attention. Whoops.
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Post by andrewvb on Jul 19, 2019 11:02:55 GMT -6
One time at a music fest (free press summer fest in Houston) I walked up to the portapotties and saw someone walking out so I walked in. I heard some people faintly saying "did he just do that?" And "fuck that guy!" But I didn't think much of it till I walked out and saw a huuuuge single file line for the bathrooms that I completely missed because I walked in from the other side, and I just wasn't really paying attention. Whoops. xam ban this guy |
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Post by llamaoftime on Jul 19, 2019 12:01:10 GMT -6
Look it was one of my first music fests ever and it taught me to never assume that a fest accurately planned for enough bathrooms
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Post by thebosma on Jul 20, 2019 6:23:40 GMT -6
...were you pooping the whole time?
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Post by Xamnam on Jul 20, 2019 6:24:57 GMT -6
...were you pooping the whole time? nothing ever happened here |
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Post by thebosma on Jul 20, 2019 6:28:10 GMT -6
Goddammit now I look like a crazy person
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Post by Xamnam on Jul 20, 2019 6:30:42 GMT -6
Goddammit now I look like a crazy person didn't you miss me performing normal moderator duties |
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Post by monasterymonochrome on Jul 20, 2019 10:14:37 GMT -6
Pre-festival poops pt 2: Currently typing from Valois on 53rd. Mediterranean omelette is, of course, an A+, but the lack of Prince through the speaker system is a glaring omission. Bathroom experience is awarded a B, sadly.
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