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Post by andrewvb on Jul 20, 2019 10:18:15 GMT -6
Pre-festival poops pt 2: Currently typing from Valois on 53rd. Mediterranean omelette is, of course, an A+, but the lack of Prince through the speaker system is a glaring omission. Bathroom experience is awarded a B, sadly. silver room block party is happening right around there today if you want to check it out before coming up to the fest. i haven't been but hear its a blast. |
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Post by neader on Jul 20, 2019 10:27:10 GMT -6
What have you heard about their bathrooms?
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Post by andrewvb on Jul 20, 2019 10:35:03 GMT -6
What have you heard about their bathrooms? "best portos ive ever seen" |
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Post by sleeping on Jul 20, 2019 15:00:11 GMT -6
I emailed the Desert Daze folks to ask if the campgrounds would have all-gender restrooms but I have not gotten a response  |
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Post by neader on Jul 23, 2019 7:00:45 GMT -6
I just realized the past few months when pooping I've been singing in my head This is How We Do it by Montell Jordan but replacing it with this is how you poo it
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Post by neader on Jan 22, 2020 9:44:18 GMT -6
I was just putting toilet paper down to cover the seat when my boss called me. So I stopped answered the phone and walked out and the fucking toilet that is sensory activated and loud as a hurricane started up do that's cool.
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Post by neader on Apr 14, 2020 11:18:01 GMT -6
I haven't pooped since Thursday.
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Post by mookie on Apr 14, 2020 11:20:07 GMT -6
neader go fucking poop
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Post by thebosma on Apr 14, 2020 11:22:12 GMT -6
My dude
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 11:22:13 GMT -6
If I miss one day I'm concerned.
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Post by teekoh on Apr 14, 2020 11:41:06 GMT -6
My first thought was that it's not that big of a deal since it's Sunday and has only been a couple of days.
But it is not Sunday and I have been working all day and there has been nothing to suggest to my brain that today might be Sunday.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 11:47:38 GMT -6
Also days are now meaningless. |
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Post by sthubbins on Apr 14, 2020 11:49:57 GMT -6
guess we need to change the thread title
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Post by clouddead on Apr 14, 2020 11:51:18 GMT -6
guess we need to change the thread title X Days Since Neader Shat |
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Post by andrewvb on Apr 14, 2020 11:51:37 GMT -6
neader are you just eating pizza again
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Post by neader on Apr 14, 2020 11:55:05 GMT -6
I have literally ate the same thing every day for the past week
half a thing of lavash bread
two eggs
like 5 oz of (hot) chicken
2 or so oz of cream cheese
3 slices of american cheese
100 g or so of spinach
makes a great omelette and the bread is a great way to eat it as a sandwich but might wanna go a little chiller on the cheese
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Post by thebosma on Apr 14, 2020 11:56:43 GMT -6
My man are you personally clearing 14 eggs a week?
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Post by neader on Apr 14, 2020 11:57:45 GMT -6
Yes.
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Post by thebosma on Apr 14, 2020 11:59:01 GMT -6
Is that a lot? It feels like a lot. I don’t have tons of room to talk I’ve eaten far too many deviled eggs since Sunday but that still may be a lot of eggs
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Apr 14, 2020 12:01:56 GMT -6
 he’s got eggs
he knows how to clear ‘em |
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Post by krentist on Apr 14, 2020 12:24:48 GMT -6
Is that a lot? It feels like a lot. I don’t have tons of room to talk I’ve eaten far too many deviled eggs since Sunday but that still may be a lot of eggs I don't think it's that many. |
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Post by thebosma on Apr 14, 2020 12:25:47 GMT -6
Is that a lot? It feels like a lot. I don’t have tons of room to talk I’ve eaten far too many deviled eggs since Sunday but that still may be a lot of eggs I don't think it's that many. I’m gonna start logging my eggs per week and will get back to you all |
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Post by claypoolfan on Apr 14, 2020 12:27:36 GMT -6
I also don't think that's a lot. If you eat eggs for breakfast each morning that's totally normal.
Not pooping since Thursday, though.... not normal. Go eat a bag of almonds, rip a cig and have an espresso.
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Post by sthubbins on Apr 14, 2020 12:28:52 GMT -6
I eat at least 10 eggs a week, so 14 doesn't seem unreasonable to me. I imagine the cheese intake could be the bigger issue as neader already identified.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2020 12:31:06 GMT -6
Go eat a bag of almonds, rip a cig and have an espresso. Good lunch idea right here. |
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Post by Xamnam on Apr 14, 2020 12:34:55 GMT -6
If you eat eggs for breakfast each morning Why are you implying that that is normal. |
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Post by krentist on Apr 14, 2020 12:38:08 GMT -6
how much water do you drink neaderI'd try hydrating first and if that doesn't work consider a stool softener or laxative or something |
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Post by thebosma on Apr 14, 2020 12:41:37 GMT -6
Just did a rough estimate on my egg intake and I’m willing to admit that I was wrong here
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Post by dij22 on Apr 14, 2020 12:42:25 GMT -6
I was constipated that long once and the first shit I had afterwards was very unsatisfying. I was expecting like a Randy Marsh/PF Changs situation but alas
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Post by neader on Apr 14, 2020 12:44:56 GMT -6
how much water do you drink neaderI'd try hydrating first and if that doesn't work consider a stool softener or laxative or something Like five bottles a day. |
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