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Post by neader on Jan 7, 2019 15:27:18 GMT -6
My wife wants to know if the person took their pants off all the way or if they had their legs pulled back really far Their legs were normal other than the shoes facing the other way thought it was a guy standing over the toilet until the poops came ah so he was standing. that's definitely not as weird. |
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Post by neader on Jan 7, 2019 15:27:39 GMT -6
like maybe it was going to be a big one so he literally had to hold the wall for support
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Post by facts on Jan 7, 2019 15:52:20 GMT -6
Some good pull quotes in here for the Bonaroo lineup discussion tomorrow
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2019 16:55:18 GMT -6
No he was definitely sitting, just kept his legs straight at his side.
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Post by neader on Mar 21, 2019 13:56:37 GMT -6
There's this guy at work, idk if he is constantly pooping or what but every time I poop this guy comes waltzing into the stall next to me. Let me give you a vision of this guy. He's 65, probably about 350 pounds, maybe 5" 8. The best way to describe him is round. He looks like Colonel Sanders/the professor from Water Boy but with auburn hair instead of blonde hair, it's thinning too. He sounds exactly like foghorn leghorn and essentially shouts instead of talks. Every time he sees you it's with an exclamation of "Whaddyasay?" A man like this is no friend to a toilet. When he walks in, I know. You can hear him grunting along. Then I see his feet. The same shoes and khaki pants every day. The horror overcomes me. If I'm not wiping, I start immediately. Any further movements will have to wait, I need to get out of there asap. Then he sits down, and I see his name tag on his pants on the floor, and I know my nightmare has come true. I try to get out of there as fast as I can but I know it's futile, it's too late. Before I even have a chance to leave the stall I hear it. It's an explosion. A cacophony of farts echoing and amplifying off of the toilet bowl mixed in with grunts. It's terrible and it's about 3 out of 5 times I use the bathroom at work. He almost got fired a few weeks and my first thought was I'd be able to use the bathroom in peace. But another day I guess. |
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Post by chvrchbarrel on Mar 21, 2019 13:58:57 GMT -6
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Post by sleeping on Mar 22, 2019 13:58:08 GMT -6
Someone sat on a toilet backwards and pooped next to me. Like, facing the back part of the toilet. I can’t even comprehend why. Do they not know how to sit on a toilet? |
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Post by nanatod on Mar 22, 2019 15:01:04 GMT -6
Let me give you a vision of this guy. He's 65, probably about 350 pounds, maybe 5" 8... You can hear him grunting along. It's an explosion. A cacophony of farts echoing and amplifying off of the toilet bowl mixed in with grunts. diabetes or pre-diabetes? certainly a candidate for a heart attack. |
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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 7, 2019 14:11:26 GMT -6
First downbeat of todays soundcheck happened during a bathroom break and almost literally scared the shit out of me
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2019 14:12:25 GMT -6
you should go see Sunn O))) live
will never have to worry about juice cleanses or prunes ever again
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Post by llamaoftime on May 7, 2019 15:07:17 GMT -6
When did bitteorca get nuked? I feel like I saw him like yesterday
But anyways on this thread Japan has toilets down and we really need to take some lessons. Super clean everywhere, heated seats, bidets, and some even play music to cover up noises. It's incredible
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Post by thebosma on May 7, 2019 15:08:37 GMT -6
I have a bidet attachment for one of the toilets in my place and it is a goddamn dream. I’ve been obsessed since I used one in Korea a few years back. It’s a little cold/starling the first time but you get used to it quick. I love it so much. So clean.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2019 15:10:27 GMT -6
I really want to try a bidet.
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Post by thebosma on May 7, 2019 15:11:07 GMT -6
For less than $35 your dreams can become a reality
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Post by llamaoftime on May 7, 2019 15:20:14 GMT -6
It took using one like twice in Japan for me to become a fan.
I've been meaning to get one. It's wonderful
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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 7, 2019 15:24:19 GMT -6
This would be a hilarious housewarming present for me to gift us when we move in july
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Post by alady on May 7, 2019 16:45:04 GMT -6
Where are you guys moving?
Also a cold bidet sounds terrible!
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Post by thebosma on May 7, 2019 17:14:45 GMT -6
I mean it’s not firing ice water out of there or anything it’s just a little startling the first couple times since prior to this I didn’t make a habit of shooting water of any kind at my asshole
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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 7, 2019 18:05:18 GMT -6
Where are you guys moving? Also a cold bidet sounds terrible! Just out of our 1br apartment and into some bigger digs! There are a lot of houses for rent right outside our current area that would be cheaper than what we’re paying now, and we’ve had a not-great time with the apartment management here. |
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Post by alady on May 7, 2019 19:56:33 GMT -6
House living is 👍
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Post by dij22 on May 7, 2019 21:29:44 GMT -6
I watched the Mad Pooper episode of Bob's Burgers and I laughed about a million times
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Post by andrewvb on May 7, 2019 22:28:51 GMT -6
looks like my airbnb in lisbon will have a bidet. can't wait to live that ~european~ lifestyle.
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Post by doso on May 8, 2019 8:23:18 GMT -6
Spicy!
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Post by claypoolfan on May 8, 2019 8:24:45 GMT -6
I have one of the bidet attachments. It 100% rules. The air drying afterwards is the best part.
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 8:25:55 GMT -6
I have one of the bidet attachments. It 100% rules. The air drying afterwards is the best part. My entry level unit doesn’t have an air drying option but that sounds like an incredible investment |
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Post by doso on May 8, 2019 8:26:06 GMT -6
How long does the stream last?
Do you not use TP at all?
How do you know it <gulp> got everything?
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Post by thebosma on May 8, 2019 8:28:07 GMT -6
Mine doesn’t have an air dryer but you can tell the stream to last as long as you want, it’s just a little dial where you indicate the intensity you want.
I use a square or two.
Think of it this way. If you pooped on your arm, would you wipe it off with a thin paper towel and call it good? I don’t know about you, but I sure as hell wouldn’t. Especially after you add some hair into the mix? No thank you!
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Post by Xamnam on May 8, 2019 8:31:22 GMT -6
Think of it this way. If you pooped on your arm, would you wipe it off with a thin paper towel and call it good? No way! You're getting rid of a great solicitor deterrent by doing that! |
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Post by chvrchbarrel on May 8, 2019 8:44:19 GMT -6
How long does the stream last? Do you not use TP at all? How do you know it <gulp> got everything? i am also on team #nervousaboutbidets |
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Post by alady on May 8, 2019 9:08:47 GMT -6
Mine doesn’t have an air dryer but you can tell the stream to last as long as you want, it’s just a little dial where you indicate the intensity you want. I use a square or two. Think of it this way. If you pooped on your arm, would you wipe it off with a thin paper towel and call it good? I don’t know about you, but I sure as hell wouldn’t. Especially after you add some hair into the mix? No thank you! Two squares?? |
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